I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1193: A Never-Ending Loop

“Do you not like the sect? Where are you going?” An Lin was a little surprised.

A slightly embarrassed smile appeared on Xiao Tu’s face. “Well, I came to a new world, so I’m feeling a little uneasy. I have to prepare a few resurrection points before I can feel safe here!”

An Lin: “… Prepare resurrection points?!”

Xiao Tu’s expression became more serious. “I cultivate in the dao of indestructibility. If I don’t prepare a few resurrection points, how can I call myself indestructible?”

An Lin’s lips twitched. “So when you say dao of indestructibility, you’re basically referring to setting up a lot of resurrection points and trump cards?”

“What else could it be?” Xiao Tu was perplexed.

An Lin was speechless.

A disconsolate expression appeared on Xiao Tu’s face. “I am a dragon that dies very easily. I won’t feel safe unless I have some resurrection trump cards set up, and it would be like a thought constantly nagging at me. As soon as I set up my resurrection trump cards, I have a tendency to let myself go, and when I let myself go, I run a much greater risk of dying… Knowing that I die quite easily, I won’t feel safe unless I have some resurrection trump cards set up, and it would be like a thought constantly nagging at me. As soon as I set up my resurrection trump cards, I have a tendency to let myself go again…”

An Lin’s expression darkened. “This is a f*cking never-ending loop!”

“I can’t do anything about that, I’m already used to it. After coming to this world, which is full of vitality, my dao realm has further progressed along with my state of mind, so I have to prepare myself for Dao Integration,” Xiao Tu said with a smile.

An Lin was excited to hear this. “Do you need Master to help you with anything?”

Was the Four Nine Immortal Sect finally going to welcome its first Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure? And this was his disciple as well!

Ye Ling at the fifth-stage Dao Body, Xiao Tu at the Dao Integration Stage…

One was the Senior Sister, the other was the Junior Brother…

Just thinking about it was really stimulating!

Xiao Tu shook his head upon hearing this. “Not at the moment. If I need help, I will be sure to tell you, Master. I’m going to go to some other places and set up some resurrection points now. Otherwise, I always feel uneasy and lack a sense of security…”

“Alright, I wish you luck on your journey.”

An Lin nodded before waving farewell to his new disciple.

After the massive party last night, it was back to work for the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

Bai Ling began to repair the strategic weapon, the Starfire Battleship.

Xiaolan had just progressed to the Return to Void Stage, so she had to go back to the Vermilion Bird Sect to temper her body with the Holy Vermilion Flame.

An Lin thought to himself for a moment before deciding to head to the Moon Palace and issue the payment for the divine pill in advance.

Chang’e was engaged in a battle of Dao Integration while refining his pill, so he would feel quite bad if he was still owing her money at a time like this. As such, he decided to settle this debt first.

“Su Qianyun, do you want to come to the Moon Palace with me?” An Lin extended an invitation.

“Huh… Why do you want me to come with you?”

Su Qianyun stared blankly at An Lin with a hint of confusion on her face.

Could it be…?A thought seemed to occur to her then, and she hung her head as a faint blush appeared on her face.

An Lin pointed at Su Qianyun. “I need your interpretation and translation skills!”

“Huh?” Su Qianyun’s mouth gaped open as she blinked her dreamy eyes.

“I’m afraid that I won’t be able to understand what Chang’e is saying, so I want you to come along with me,” An Lin conceded with his hands over his face.

“So that’s why?” Su Qianyun couldn’t help but burst into laughter. “Sure! I want to go to the Moon Palace and see Xiao Yue as well.”

“Alright, let’s set off now.” An Lin was elated.

Thus, the two of them headed to the Heavenly Court.

There was a teleportation spell formation at the Heavenly Court, which led to the moon.

They arrived at the Moon Palace via the teleportation spell formation.

“It’s Su Qianyun!”

“Welcome, Su Qianyun.”

“She’s here with a man! Is she not afraid of that man getting bashed by Chang’e?”

“Don’t go spouting nonsense! That’s An Lin! He has been here before.”

“Ah! That’s An Lin?!”

A bunch of young pill refinement Celestial Maidens in white daoist robes discussed spiritedly among themselves before welcoming Su Qianyun with a smile when Su Qianyun and An Lin drew close.

Su Qianyun held a very high position in the Moon Palace, so she could lead An Lin straight past the sign prohibiting men and dogs from entry and into the Moon Palace without a care in the world.

“Hey, Su Qianyun, are you here to play with me?” A rabbit half as tall as a grown man skipped toward Su Qianyun with a pestle in its hand before abruptly coming to a halt at the sight of An Lin.

“My God, Idiot An! Why are you here?” Yue Tu’s ruby eyes widened with shock.

An Lin’s expression darkened. “I’m here to drop off some money! A hundred million to be exact!”

Clatter!

Yue Tu’s pestle fell from her grasp and clattered to the ground.

“How is that possible… You gathered a hundred million that quickly?”

Yue Tu murmured with incredulity etched on her face.

A smug smile appeared on An Lin’s face as he caressed Yue Tu’s head. “I’m super bad*ss, so earning a hundred million spirit stones in a year is nothing for me. Do you really have to be that astonished? Can’t you show a little bit of poise and composure?”

Yue Tu’s body shuddered, and tears began to well up in her eyes.

“Oi oi oi… Are you for real? Have you been brought to tears by my money-making ability?” An Lin was also astonished upon seeing this.

“She made a bet with me about whether you would be able to gather a hundred million spirit stones in a year. I said you’d be able to, she said you’d be unable to…” Su Qianyun explained with a smile. “So now, Xiao Yue owes me an immortal pill!”

An Lin couldn’t help but burst into laughter. “Serves you right!”

An Lin patted Xiao Yue’s head with a victorious expression. “The moral of the story is, never look down on me! I made a promise to gather a hundred million spirit stones in a year, and I always deliver on my promises!”

Yue Tu wept as she glared at An Lin. “Su Qianyun was the one who won the bet, so why are you acting so smug?!”

An Lin shrugged. “I don’t know. In any case, I feel extremely satisfied.”

He held onto Su Qianyun’s hand, and the two of them departed, leaving Yue Tu to ponder life on her own.

“Big Sister Chang’e’s pill refinement chamber is at the top level. Let’s conceal our auras and try to exude as little energy fluctuations as possible so that we don’t disrupt her pill refinement process,” Su Qianyun said in a quiet voice.

“But wouldn’t it be bad to just sneak up on her like this without announcing our arrival first?” An Lin asked.

Su Qianyun patted her chest as she said, “Don’t worry, I’ve already told her that we are coming.”

An Lin and Su Qianyun gently pushed open an osmanthus wood door and were greeted by the sight of a woman standing near a window.

She wore a white dress that danced gently in the breeze like a white lotus flower blossoming in the night. Her beautiful delicate hands lay on the windowsill, and she seemed to be looking out at the red moon in the far distance.

A pill emitting rainbow divine light flew around the woman like a fairy with ADHD.

Could that be the Rainbow Divine Dao Pill he had requested?

An Lin speculated in his heart.

All of a sudden, the pill flew toward the woman by the window!

Splat!

A palm imbued with the vast power of the moon struck the pill, and the pill was sent hurtling into the restrictive spell formation in the room, upon which the entire spell formation tremored violently.

Chang’e had unleashed an almighty slap with a disdainful expression.

An Lin drew a sharp intake of breath as his heart throbbed with pain.

My divine pill!