This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le was rather good at playing cards. He pulled out his wallet and flipped through it and saw that he didn’t have much cash. In order to avoid owing anyone money if his luck ended up being really bad, he added, “You can’t make IOUs. When you’ve lost all your money, take off your clothes. After you’ve taken off all your clothes, you have to leave and the rest of us will continue to play.”

They all muttered an "Mmm" and began shuffling the cards.

Two hours later, Qi Le, dressed in boxers, looked at the crowd silently. “Shouldn’t you dance now? Are... are you still going to play? Let’s stop playing ah... Can you give me a pair of pants?”

Shen Shu was sitting next to him. Usually when taking off clothes, everyone would remove the smaller articles, such as shoes or socks, before taking off their clothes. Shen Shu was only wearing a large t-shirt. While the rest of them had removed from the top down, he went from the bottom up. Therefore, the man’s upper body was still clothed, but his underpants were missing. His dick was hanging out in the air. He stretched his legs, “Why don’t you continue first? They can join us again after their performance.”

Qi Le, “......”

Qi Le looked at him, not saying a word. Damn it, are you mentally disabled?! Shouldn’t you be on my side at this time?!

They smiled and nodded, turning to leave. Just as they were about to open the door, Ye Shuichuan came in, smiling at them. “Xiaoyuan, I...” He suddenly saw the scene before him and immediately got angry. “Fuck, why are you all half-naked?” He looked at Shen Shu and said, “Xiaoyuan lost his memory so you gang up with them to bully him?”

“Bullshit.” Shen Shu pointed at his own dick, “Are you blind? Look how miserable I am too. “

Ye Shuichuan was unmoved, “That’s because you have bad luck!”

“Fuck you, don’t you dare curse me. Laozi still has to continue playing in a bit."

Ye Shuichuan’s pursed his lips, “To be honest, you have always been unlucky. Even if you continue playing, you’ll only lose. You won’t even have your t-shirt left."

“Fuck! I told you not to jinx me!” Shen Shu became angry. He got up and rolled up his sleeves in a rage.

Qi Le immediately hid in the corner and sat down silently. Gu Bai said that he couldn’t pull them apart if these two got into a fight. He looked around and found that they were far from where he was. Only Baby Face had rushed up to them regardless of his own safety, and choked out, “Gē, Xiaochuan gē, don’t fight...”

Both of them were rather strong and they quickly waved him aside. He persevered, quickly climbing up again. He rushed forward without hesitation, sounding like he was about to cry, “Calm down, don’t fight anymore...”

Shen Shu glanced at him and didn’t forget to educate him while he was fighting. “Did you swallow everything that Laozi taught you? Have some goddamn momentum!”

Baby Face was once again swung aside. He gulped, eyes red, “Damn.... damn it, Laozi said stop. If you hit Laozi again... Laozi will... beat... beat you to death... ah"

Ye Shuichuan pushed him away, taking advantage of their little chat to force Shen Shu to the floor. He sat on him and grabbed the glass on the table. Shen Shu showed no fear, lifting his head arrogantly, “Pour it on me if you dare! Laozi isn’t afraid of you!"

Ye Shuichuan paused for a but before emptying the glass on his face. Then, he took out some tissue paper and quickly wiped him dry. Pinching his chin, he turned his face left and right. “Not afraid of getting wet? Did you try new makeup again? Your face feels quite soft to the touch.”

Shen Shu gloated, “Guess.”

Ye Shuichuan continued to look at him, “What is it?”

“I didn’t put anything on. I only did a face mask yesterday and the effect is quite good,” Shen Shu got up and felt for his bag. “Wanna try? I just bought it. I’ll give you some.”

“Yeah.” Ye Shuichuan quickly lunged at him. “Is it suitable for my skin? What brand is it... “

Qi Le opened his mouth, then opened it again. What the fuck?! That’s...... that’s it? They’re ok now?! Was this some kind of joke? He watched them happily discuss the face mask, turned around and looked at Baby Face, who had been thrown onto the sofa and hadn’t gotten up yet. He walked to the side and put on his pants, then scooted over and asked tentatively, “Are you alright?”

Baby Face lay on the sofa. His eyes were still red at the rims, but thinking about his older brother’s instructions, his face remained expressionless, “Laozi... is alright...”

Qi Le, “......”

Qi Le thought to himself that before him was another "special" case. Fucking hell, the people around him were all crazy. How was he to live like this ah?!

Ye Shuichuan joyfully discussed the issue of skin maintenance and turned to him, holding several face masks in his hand. “Xiaoyuan, get dressed. We’re leaving.”

After Qi Le regained his senses, he was surprised at once. “Why are we leaving earlier than yesterday?”

Ye Shuichuan handed him his T-shirt that had been thrown to the corner. “A new DJ came today. I gave him my playlist to let him adapt to the job first. Then, I handed it over to him so I can leave work early.”

Qi Le followed him, asking curiously, “Someone new? What about you then? “

“I have to go to school. Besides, I’m only a part-timer.” Ye Shuichuan explained, “There was another DJ before me, but he quit. This is someone new we just found."

Qi Le nodded, pausing for a moment before he asked, “How old are you?”

“I’m the same age as Xiao Shu, one year older than you.”

Qi Le grunted an “Mmm,” opened the door and got into the car, silently observe him. He thought to himself that he was still rather lucky. No matter what, at least his older brother behaved quite normal sometimes.

The two of them went back to the apartment and took turns taking a shower then went into their rooms to sleep. Qi Le hadn’t slept well the night before. So right now, he lay on his bed, feeling extremely content. He happily closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep, but in his half awake state, he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside. He sat up at once, his first reaction being, fuck! Yi Hang, that idiot escaped again?!

He immediately got out of bed, opened his door and looked into the living room. Ye Shuichuan had already gone out, asking impatiently as he yawned. “Who is it?”

A light-hearted laughter sounded from outside, “Baby, make a guess.”

Qi Le was shocked. Ye Shuichuan rushed over to open the door and quickly pulled the person outside into the apartment. “Yuan, you’re back from you business trip?”

The man turned the light on and took him into his arms. “I came to see you as soon as I dropped off my luggage. Are you happy?”

“Mmm!”

From their conversation, Qi Le knew at once that this person was his older brother’s boyfriend. His eyes glowed with curiosity. But before he could look closely, he saw the man turn around and pin Ye Shuichuan against the door. He kissed him fiercely as he stripped the latter of his pajamas, stroking his dick through his pants. Ye Shuichuan mumbled out a few broken moans, removing the other party’s clothes while they passionately made out. In the blink of an eye, they had both rolled onto the sofa.

Damn it, not another live show! Qi Le stared in a daze, telling himself that he should avoid this horrifying scene. He was about to close his door when he heard Ye Shuichuan’s hoarse voice, “Don’t, there’s someone here.”

“Someone?” The man was shocked. “Didn’t you say that your flatmate moved out?"

“Mmm, but Xiaoyuan moved back.”